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Dark Knight Rises…In MY PANTS!

29 Jul

First, make sure you’re wearing underwear you’re not afraid of soiling. Second, watch the trailer for Dark Knight Rises and prepare to jizz in your pants. Third….JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS!

http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/xplayer/yo033.swf

The cast, as always, is exemplary. Oh and look, they got rid of that one handsome fella…Maggie Gyllenhaal; replaced him with a woman this time. I see what you’re going for, Nolan.

Sadly, this is the last in the trilogy and Warner Bros. will probably go back to making crappy Bat-flicks, or maybe they’ll reboot in the hopes of getting a Justice League film off the ground? Maybe? Hopefully.

 

http://www.multiplexcomic.com/blog/2011/07/18/trailer-watch-the-dark-knight-rises-teaser-trailer/